Halloweenski

The halloween party is this weekend, which should be pretty fun except that I'm having a hell of a time coming up with a costume. I've actually thought up some really good ideas this week, but the problem is I can't get any of the supplies I need here. They don't celebrate halloween in Poland so I can't find anyplace that has the grease paint that I would need for most of the cool ideas I have. I could order it online, but it usually takes at least 2 weeks for stuff to get here and it was too late by the time I figured out what I wanted to be. I guess I can take comfort in the thought that next year my costume is gonna kick ass. But for this year I'm probably going to have to settle for wearing all black and putting on my ski mask to be a ninja, which I admit is pretty damn lame. And Kim agrees. Not that I would actually do it, but she won't let me put on a dress and carry around an umbrella as Britney Spears. That's perfect since I already have the shaved head. And speaking of Kim, she's burdened me with the task of figuring out what her costume is going to be also. She won't let me refuse, I tried that.

I had a fantastic idea last night that I might be able to pull off, but it's going to require venturing into one of the many sex shops around here. That could be scary. One of them has a big 'ol vibrator in the window that looks like a corn cob. Anyways, the idea I had is liquid latex. I've never used it before, but I did some research online and that stuff is awesome. It comes in all sorts of colors, they even have metallics. I know of 4 different costumes I can use it for just off the top of my head.

So I guess I'll get some lunch in a few minutes and then head on out to the seedy pornographic underworld of Warsaw. The things I do for my art...